Blog entry by Rae Fishbourne

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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from bokeh the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry porn of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the memek rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic porn Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about memek manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

crot The only other reason to screech like crot a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud bokeh always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of memek attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If crot you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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