bokeh I've long crot been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a bokeh woman in a bokeh nearby memek room screeching so bokeh loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes bokep and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men porn dread - the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as porn genuine bokeh intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner bokeh and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel memek happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other bokeh tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from the University of Central bokeh Lancashire. They bokeh declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked memek (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you bokep get a bloomin' move on. bokep ' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after bokep neighbours complained that her sexual crot yowling drowned crot out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to crot attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokep most likely reason women were noisy during bokeh sex - based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins - was to crot alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

bokeh If you're bokep a sex worker, porn crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. bokeh But bokep if you're not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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