I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist bokep the bokep next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an porn 'actrice', crot or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the memek cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being bokeh faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of porn decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It memek was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on. memek ' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to memek screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her bokeh sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind porn of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded porn the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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