I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely crot aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokeh of another study by two researchers from the University memek of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the crot louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only memek other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling memek drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were crot fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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